We love cars so much in this country, as in eh... we no dey carry car joke and our ladies no dey play with guy wey get a car... lol. For this singular reason, young and old Nigerian men make sure to acquire at least one lady's car, some even go as far as taking a new car from loaned cash or through hire-purchase agreements.
However, hard on the heels of such achievement lies a mountain of uncertainty, especially if the purchased car is not a Range Rover SUV, a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon, a Rolls-Royce Cullinan, etc.
Big questions begin to swirl in your head, like Will the ladies like my new ride?, can I proudly take that pretty lady for a date in this car?, will I get that funny look whenever I drive past in this car, etc? So, the bottom line is, there are some cars you'll drive and the ladies will be laughing. This light-hearted, hilarious post will look to expose this. Please make sure you come with your playful side as we embark on this fun journey. So take it like a man, because ladies will laugh at you if you drive these cars mentioned below.
Lady's car talk: Cars you'll drive and ladies won't be so impressed
1. Mercedes-Benz 190E
There was a time when the Mercedes-Benz 190 was the reigning and most popular ride south of the Niger. The fierce 190 growls and the sturdy exterior of this ride meant everyone wanted to have it and the ladies loved it so much then.
In fact, guys that owned this car were highly sought after by the ladies, and you're sure to hit all the right cords provided you arrive in a Benz 190.
However, times have changed, the ones famous Benz 190 is now despised by this chewing gum generation, lol. Someone will not just drive his black Benz 190 with high shoulders again. Na wa oh!!.
Who remembers this ride, the famous Benz 190?
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2. Kia Picanto
This is another of those cars that will not give you the high rating you're looking for from the ladies, they won't just take you seriously. In fact, forget about impressing these Zanku generation girls if you drive this car. If you like, drive in a 2050 version of this car, e no go still change anything lol, they go still laugh you, my brother.
They will be like, see this one that drives around in a tin of milk, even when your 2020 Kia Picanto costs about ₦5.4 million for the base trim and the top trim goes for as much as ₦7.2 million.
The size of the Picanto is a serious turn-off for ladies
You will struggle to impress the ladies in this car
3. Toyota Carina E
Who remembers the Toyota Carina E, I'm certain you've seen people still drive it around.
My brother, that is one car the ladies will see you drive and you automatically become a Taxi driver, lol. You know that usual line na, "Common Cab Man like you", my brother just get ready to be hit by that line regularly if you drive this car.
The Carina E is one of those cars that has been very mechanically reliable and saves a lot of fuel, which is the reason why people still drive it even when the production of the ride had stopped as far back as 2001.
"Common Cab Man like you"
4. Toyota Venza
I'm trying to wrap my head around the ladies not taking seriously a guy that drives Toyota Venza, "Abi na Bad Bello or Wetin". Nigerian ladies have unanimously elected the Toyota Venza as the official "Nigeria Ladies Ride", and any man seen driving this car is regarded as a "Complete 12 Yards Woman Rapper", Hehehehehehehee!!!.
Come to think of it, when Toyota introduced the Venza in 2009, they never told us the Venza was made for the ladies ooo. In fact, they told us the Toyota Venza is a mid-size Crossover SUV and we fell in love with it. But our ladies won't allow a gentleman to drive this fine car in peace, in fact, you'll think twice before driving in that car to pick up your babe for a date.
In Nigeria, you can comfortably count the number of guys that drive the Venza. Only some really stubborn guys drive their car and go their way in peace, lol.
Actress Nkechi Blessing posing with her Toyota Venza
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We know it is really annoying and painful to be looked down on, especially when you doing your best. But the truth is that some persons just enjoy giving others stick., So rather than allow it to disturb you, build a thick skin for these kinds of things.
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